There was a mud wrestling contest happening that night. Tons of people all around and up struts this cupcake fat girl, she just wanted a chance to play. Well the skinny hot mud wrestlers wouldn't have that so a fight broke out. Fat cupcake chick was tossin skinnys all over the place then more skinnys started comin. Cupcake fat chick was losing steam she had to get away, she started running. The skinny chicks knew they couldn't take her down so one of the skinnys got in her honda minivan and before fat girl knew what was coming SPLAT! She hit the minivan and dropped like a fly.
Skinnys tied her up and sat on her while eating cupcakes! it was sweet!
Runner up: @beerisgoodfood :
Never park next to the Immodium tour bus.
Since nobody came forward as the owner of the fabulous minivan, I decided to give out 2 $50 gift certificates.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! And thanks to everybody for playing.