Holidays are tough for everyone . Sometimes it helps to let off a little steam when staring down the barrel of a ...gun I like to call "a visit from my parents", Ward and June. For those of you too young to get the reference-- these were the superstraight parents in the 50's show Leave it to Beaver. Hell no, I wasn't born in the fifties, but they ran reruns of that show forever. And, when you only have 8 channels to watch on TV as a kid, you'll watch just about anything. including fly fishing and Leave it To Beaver.
I was hanging out Cleaver bashing with a couple of my Twitter friends, including the hysterical @croneandbearit and, well.. this is what happened.
Disclaimer *no actual patrents were Cleavered in the ensuing tweets.
@sueannesjewelry Factoid: 4:00 is NOT too early to start drinking when June and Ward are visiting
@Croneandbearit: Make them Cleaverinis
@sueannejewelry ROTFL
@DietCokeLuvah : Cheers
@TheShoeDawg Wally, Beav, Eddie...it's happy hour
@yaslani Cosign that. I started 1hr ago
@heavywhisper Ha! Hilarious. I think I know them
@Croneandbearit u started my coughing fit w/June & Ward. I'm in hysterics over here.
Croneandbearit I'm goin' after some gin and goldfish; leave a tray and the Cleavers can fix their own...lol
@sueannesjewelry If June and Ward had a daughter, what would her name be?
@Croneandbearit Leaver
@Croneandbearit if she drinks it might be Heaver
@sueannesjewelry wiping tears
@sueannesjewelry If she was slutty, *the skeeve* ?
@Croneandbearit don't start, I just lost a lung a moment ago
@Croneandbearit Catch her at the window...*the peeve* #Cleaversdaughter
@sueannesjewelry bad day at the hair salon *the Weave*
@Croneandbearit If she wears hair extension from Jessica Simpson collection...*the weave* #Cleaversdaughter
Croneandbearit Yikes we are thinking too much alike there girl!
@sueannesjewelry OH MY GAH! We had the same thought. #upyourmeds #now
Croneandbearit If they always have to go get her...*Retrieve* #Cleaversdaughter
@sueannesjewelry Or.. If she dates dogs
@sueannesjewelry If she got busted for murder? *HideThe* #Cleaversdaughter
@Croneandbearit You're killin me #ineedmorebooze
@Croneandbearit If she gets that stay of execution...*Reprieve* #Cleaversdaughter
@sueannesjewelry If not.. *Grieve*
@sueannesjewelry What if she IS a dog.. *Retriever* #Cleaversdaughter
@sueannesjewelry If she's a blonde, add *Golden*
@Chasaveen: If she cheated on her spouse the Deceiver?
@Croneandbearit If she tp's the house *Mischiever* #Cleaversdaughter
@Chasaveen If she loves The Monkees, *Imabeliever*?
@Croneandbearit wait if Kiefer Sutherland married into the family would he be Kiefer Cleaver?
@sueannesjewelry *clapping hand to mouth*
@Chasaveen If she gets Swine Flu *Fever*
@Croneandbearit crosses legs to keep from peeing
@sueannesjewelry (or.. If she's HOT! )
@Croneandbearit If she moves to Canada, *Beaver Minor*
@sueannesjewelry Screech!!! A Canada joke! Helllppp!
@sueannesjewelry If she looks like Frankenstein, *pullthelever* #Cleaversdaughter
@sueannesjewelry if she's a carnivore *Meat* #Cleaversdaughter
@Croneandbearit Heee hee hee
@Croneandbearit if she's a pothead.*Reefer* #Cleaversdaughter
@Croneandbearit if Morley Safer's daughter married the Beav, would she be Mrs. Beaver Safer-Cleaver?
Happy Holidays! Linda's @croneandbearit blog can be found here : http://croneandbearit.wordpress.com/
