10. Your wife's been in the bathroom with the plumber for two hours.
9. Something to do while you make toast.
8. You want a really quick divorce and you don't care if she gets the house.
7. You can make sure you turned the oven off at the same time.
6. What better way to get rid of that stubborn soap ring.
5. No TV in the bathroom.
4. Who says you can't pee where you have sex.
3. A watched pot never boils.
2. The dishwasher is broken.
1. You can't get yelled at for not flushing a sink.
